They’re just so hot I could die. Richard and Jenny made the Monte Cristo Ballroom look like Lake Como, they’ve never taken a bad photo in their lives (which is really annoying for us normies), and WE GOT TO GO TO DICK’S WITH THEM AT THE END OF THE NIGHT! After we peeled out of their reception and met up at the Queen Anne Dick’s to end the night, I stopped them at the door and said “ok so you’re in wedding clothes and clearly you get to cut the line,” and Richard was like “we’re not really line-cutting kind of people” and I was like “step aside everyone, newlyweds in da HOUSE” and everyone freaked out and took Snapchat videos with them and we all had a grand old time having milkshakes on the sidewalk.
Note to couples: if you go to Dick’s at the end of the night and don’t tell us, we’re going to be so mad.
Venue: Monte Cristo Ballroom